The Turkeys - Thank God for Condoms Lyrics

Well you really never know if you'll need one
So I buy me a case at a time
And I try to have them available
Cause you really never know if she'll buy that line
And I keep one in the glove compartment
And a couple in the cookie jar
And there's a few out back in the old garage
And believe me baby it can really get hard

Well thank God for condoms
Thank God for love
Thank God for condoms
It fits just like a glove
It fits me like a glove

So I hit one by the television
There's a couple in the bathroom too
And I'll wait for the moment when you're taking a bath
And then I'll say hey I'm ready for you
And I stash one underneath the carpet
And I put one in the chandelier
It's not really wishful thinking
I just want to be prepared

Thank God for condoms
Thank God for love
Thank God for condoms
It fits me like a glove
It fits me like a glove

This one's too small
One size fits all
It fits me like a glove