The Turkeys - Modern Pharmaceuticals Lyrics

It don't work so I can't do that
Can't move it over so I can't do that
It hurts when I sneeze so I can't do that
What am I gonna do when I can't do that
Modern Pharmaceuticals to the rescue
I don't even know where they're from
Modern Pharmaceuticals to the rescue
Wherever they're from I'm-a get me some

The bottle broke so I can't do that
I can't clean it up no I can't do that
She called my bluff so I can't do that
What am I gonna say if I can't do that
Modern Pharmaceuticals to the rescue
I don't even know where they're from
Modern Pharmaceuticals to the rescue
Wherever they're from I'm-a get me some

Modern Pharmaceuticals can be very beautiful
Can be therapeutical too
Modern Pharmaceuticals will get me through a musical
And even turn my cuticles blue

Barely moves an inch so I can't do that
It aches when I work out so I can't do that
I failed mathematics so I can't do that
I only have three so I can't do that

Modern Pharmaceuticals to the rescue
I don't even know where they're from
Modern Pharmaceuticals to the rescue
Wherever they're from I'm-a get me some