The Turkeys - Janey the Brainy Lady Lyrics

Well she thinks about the war in the Middle East
And she thinks about goats and the price of cheese
She thinks about how she can save the whales
But mostly what she thinks about is getting in the paper

Well she thinks about how she used to buy those stocks
And she thinks about the time when she used to rock
She thinks real hard and she really tries
At long last girl you'll be getting in the paper

She's Janey the Brainy Lady
A lady that's smarter than you and me
She's Janey the Brainy Lady
How's she gonna get on TV
How's she gonna get on TV

Well she thinks about the questions on Jeopardy
And she thinks about the different ways to water ski
And she thinks about the king and the prince of whales
But mostly how to get on Channel two

She's Janey the Brainy Lady
A lady that's smarter than you and me
She's Janey the Brainy Lady
How's she gonna get on TV
How's she gonna get on TV
Look I'm on the TV
Oh my God

Yeah
Shoo-be-doo-wah
Shoo-be-doo-wah
Now how's she gonna get on TV

How's she gonna get on TV
How's she gonna get on TV
How's she gonna get on TV
I'm gonna get on the TV

How's she gonna do it
Did you see me on the TV
You just turn the dial
I was right behind it

I'll be there
I got my phone and I'm waving
Now how's she gonna get on TV
I'm waving to you
Oh

I'm on Channel seven
I thought I'd be on Channel two
Oh my goodness