Run it up a pole if you want to
Shout it out to Liberty Square
You can wear an oversized cowboy hat
You don't even care if they stare
If it makes you better go on and let it happen to ya
If it makes you better
Better you than me
You can pray to Sacagawea
You can work at your own pace
You can cite the Magna Carta
You can turn blue in the face
If it makes you better go on and let it happen to ya
If it makes you better
Better you than me
You can wear a fur like Liberace
You can wear two different socks
Put a bag on your head and go skiing
You can fill your head up with rocks
If it makes you better go on and let it happen to ya
If it makes you better
Better you than me
You can stick your head out the window
You can go play in the street
You can buy a second class ticket
You can overcook all your meat
If it makes you better go on and let it happen to ya
If it makes you better
Better you than me
You can go join the circus
Whenever it may come to town
You can walk on the high wire
And hang out with all of the clowns
If it makes you better go on and let it happen to ya
If it makes you better
Better you than me