IT'S A HAGGARD SONG WORKIN MAN'S BLUES [ON AN ITOUCH TUNES]|IT'S AN HOUR OF HAPPY AND 2 FOR 1 BREWS|IT'S A COIN ON THE TABLE WITH A COUPLE CROOKED CUES|I BET A BUCK I'LL SCHOOL YOU||THERE'S AN OLD MAN PREACHING HOW THE WORLD HAS CHANGED|BUT SOMEHOW IN HERE IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME|THERE'S NO NEED TO CALL OR TEXT ALL YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS|CAUSE THAT CREAKY DOOR OPENED AND THEY'RE ALREADY PILING IN||CHORUS|EVERYBODY KNOWS EVERYBODY|ON ANY GIVEN NIGHT THERE'S A PARTY|THAT SMELLS LIKE OLD WHISKEY AND CHEAP CIGARS|IT'S EASY WALKING IN AND HARD WALKING OUT|GOOD TIMES AND PEOPLE HANGING AROUND AFTER ROUND|ON THE CORNER OF MAIN AND IT AIN'T THAT FAR|IT AIN'T MUCH BUT IT'S OUR|SMALLTOWN BAR| |THERE'S A COP CAR UPFRONT BUT THE LIGHTS AREN'T ON|THERE'S A HOMEGROWN ROCKSTAR SINGING SWEET HOME| THERE'S NEW BLOND IN THE BOOTH CATCHING EVERY GUY'S EYE|ARE YOU FROM AROUND HERE OR JUST PASSING BY| |THERE'S A CROW OF COOL KIDS PULLING FAKE ID'S|THERE'S A FRIGHT BREKS OUT FROM THE DOORS TO THE STREET|AND UNDER THE NEON COORS LIGHT SIGN|THERE'S A WALL OF FAME OF PICTURES TITLED DRUNKEST OF TIMES |(AND I'M THERE A FEW TIMES)| |CHORUS (X2)|