Kevin walks on by
People go cross eyed
He tries to wear loose pants
But it's no surprise
People start to fret
About the stretch in his sweats
They all wanna f*ck
He hasn't given one yet (bitch!)
Everyone hates Kevin
But he don't mind
He's got a secret weapon
One of a kind
He's got a giant penis
Laughin' all the time
Kevin's got it made and he's doin' just fine
People throwing shade
Cuz the boy's getting paid
Just a slave to the game
So I'm here to stay
People bitch and moan
They all wanna see the king fall
He's with your girlfriend in
Thailand playing ping pong
Kevin never slacks
Smacking bitches at a dance off
Macking on your momma's couch
With his pants off (break it down, bitch!)
Everyone hates Kevin
But he don't mind
He's got a secret weapon
One of a kind
He's got a giant penis
Laughin' all the time
Kevin's got it made and he's doin' just fine
Everyone hates Kevin
But he don't mind
He's got a secret weapon
One of a kind
He's got a giant penis
Laughin' all the time
Kevin's got it made and he's doin' just fine