Activate transistor brain
Light emitting diodes glow
System scan for source of pain
Hydraulic pressure somewhat low
Diagnostic check complete
Proceed to robot service bay
Cannot stoop to step inside
Anticipating rubbish day
Nerves of copper
Veins of steel
Ones and zeroes
Are all I feel
Disambiguate command
Human asked me for a hand
Didn't really comprehend
Only joking I pretend
Mend the disconnected limb
Solder test and plug back in
Help the human reach top shelf
Which he could have done himself