Another day in the nunnery
The nuns are having funnery
Doing nun things like praying
Sister Agnes? Praying
Sister Mary? She's praying
Today it's Wacky Wednesday
So they get to pray all day
Living for the Lord and having lots of fun
Sending blessings in the sky to everyone
Then they pray a little more
Man, the fun never ends
Everyone's a good person
But then
Out from nowhere
Here they come
Aliens
Surprise attack
That altercation left the nun house situation dire
It's all destroyed and on fire
Which means they can't pray anymore
That's so sad
It's time for the nuns to get badass
They go out and buy grenades and bazookas
And laser-guided missiles, make those aliens snookered
Then they form a squad in Alaska
Called the Nuns And Sisters' Alliance
NASA
Time for round two
Here we go
Fight
Surprise attack
This time
It was the extra-terrestrial kind
That were blind and got left behind
So they got to recolonise
They regenerate
Use mitosis
And other alien stuff
And those nuns, they just keep on praying
Final battle
Time to strike
No, not just yet
Wait until the
Right tim- Now
Surprise attack
The war is over
Who won?