Trial of the Red Backflip - Story of a Ladder Lyrics

I got a story of a ladder
You can go up and then back down
Wow, what a fun story
I'm so glad that I know that now

Do rhinos have hooves?
Or do they have toes?
Well, I just googled it
Turns out that in fact they have both
That's impossible
I thought you could only have one
No
It's science, you moron

I got a story of a rhino
They have hooves but also toes
Wow, how very insightful
It's so great that they get them both

Why can't everything just be sporks
That would be nice
My house would be a spork and my car as well
And my pet and my bathroom and wife, all sporks
Orange juice would be
Spork flavoured
And the mating call of the humming bird
Would go like spork

I think I said spork too many times
So now the word has lost its meaning

I got a story of a spork
Who was named Horatio
Wow, Horatio the spork
He sure sounds like a friendly bloke
I also got a story of a ladder
You can go up and then back down
Wow, that's really deep
I'm so glad that I found that out