Picture this
The sun is shining and the birds are singing
It's a picture perfect day in May
Flowers blooming and church bells ringing
That bride's 'bout to change her last name
No, it wasn't long ago we were headed down that road
I guess God only knows what I'da got myself into
It could've been me that put a ring on her finger
Could've been me with some crazy in-laws
Could've been me getting run through the ringer
Trying to chew what I bit off
It could've been me dealing with all that
I feel bad for that SOB
But thank God it was him
'Cause it could've been me
In my free time I'll be wetting lines
While he's doing them chores at home
I'll be chasing tail and raising hell
But for him those days are gone
It could've been me that put a ring on her finger
Could've been me with some crazy in-laws
Could've been me getting run through the ringer
Trying to chew what I bit off
It could've been me dealing with all that
I feel bad for that SOB
But thank God it was him
'Cause it could've been me
Looks like I dodged a bullet
Had my finger on the trigger but I didn't pull it
It could've been me that put a ring on her finger
Could've been me with some crazy in-laws
Could've been me getting run through the ringer
Trying to chew what I bit off
It could've been me dealing with all that
I feel bad for that SOB
But thank God it was him
'Cause it could've been me
Yeah, it could've been me
Yeah, it could've been me