Transit in the Ryes - Sex With Jeff (On the Balcony) Lyrics

It's been crazy out here since I got my nose done
But I don't wanna hear it
(I don't wanna hear it)

They don't know where I've been,
My unconditional love and affection is
A floater for my self esteem
(A floater for my self esteem, yeah)
A rose petal for each time they bother to look at me

Let me try once to survive
In the presence of love and spend money wisely
Should I thank that bastard of a loan shark that
Signed me up for repair
Said it was only fair, got you standing right in front of me
Love plastic surgery

Now I've got an issue that I'm bound to share
There's no place like home and mine is not anywhere
I feel I've been wasted for the last couple years
But you cast me a smile and say "what do you think of me?"
Crying in the bath has never been so fun 'cause
At least there I can think alone and scrub
I feel I've been wasted for most of my life
And there's not much I have to show off

But maybe there's a way to save this
Maybe you're as great as you want to be
But I won't stay here any longer
'Cause I know how this will turn out
So we might as well try something different and new
So our relationship becomes chewable

Sex with Jeff (on the balcony)
Sex with Jeff (on the balcony)
Sex with Jeff (on the balcony)
Sex with Jeff (don't leave me hanging in the balcony)
(It's cold out here in the balcony)

My client list has never been so small
At least it's holiday season
(It's holiday season!)
The 3 P.M. is seriously messed up
He'll pay for all my taxes

Damn, I did it again
I should know better by now but they
Always turn out the same, I outta be
Spoiled as hell while watching the tournament
Of those who rely on media appearances to stay above

(He's kinda charming!)

Let me try once to survive
In the presence of love and spend money wisely
Should I thank that bastard of a loan shark that
Signed you up for repair
Said it was only fair
Got you standing right in front of me
Love plastic surgery

He told me the whole story and I couldn't believe him
But I do know how people can be
And so he said "I'm going there, and I'm changing fast
Just so you don't know what to expect when I get out of here
When I get out of here, you'll never sniff me out again"
Don't cover up for me 'cause I can't cut loose
The sky is her limit as long as I'm blue
Miss, you've never thought of me as someone you could love
But your spoiled mind surely loves being loved

Sex with Jeff (on the balcony)
Sex with Jeff (on the balcony)
Sex with Jeff (on the balcony)
Sex with Jeff (don't leave me hanging in the balcony)
(It's cold out here in the balcony)

I don't wanna hear it
(I don't wanna hear it)
No, I don't wanna hear it
(I don't wanna hear it)
I don't wanna hear it
(I don't wanna hear it)
I don't wanna hear it, no!