Trade Heroes - Fuckup's Blues Lyrics

I was a bullfrog
Forgot how to croak
A stand-up comic
Who ran out of jokes
I was a hound dog
Couldn't get no scent
And I make ten cents
For every buck I've spent

I was a sailor
Scared of the sea
A mathematician
Couldn't count to three
I was a fighter
Forgot how to box
And I'm never home
When opportunity knocks

I was a poet
Couldn't find a rhyme
A grandfather clock
Didn't know the hour
I was a winner
Only knew how to lose
And I'm down and out
With the f*ck-up's blues
F*ck it