Psst i see touched people
His real name is Cael but we call him c diddy
When he looks at little girls he gets rlly getty
When Cael sees her vulnerable he'll slip it in her drink
And then the same night he will slip it in her pink
Built like a gremlin, he's gonna get em young
Give him one viagra, he's gonna get it done
Try to say no, or even try to run
If you do that he will shoot you with his gun (UGHHH AND INSTEAD OF BULLETS ITS GONNA BE CUMM AYYY) adlib
Cael did it he's the man if he can't do it no one can
Run through the woods fall to your knee he'll grab your jaw and start to pee
He'll grip your thighs like superman and up your ass he'll shove a pan
Have one to many twisted tea, oh shit he slid a roofie
Cael did it he's the man if he can't do it no one can
Run through the woods fall to your knee he'll grab your jaw and start to pee
He'll grip your thighs like superman and up your ass he'll shove a pan
Have one to many twisted tea, oh shit he slid a roofie
If he denies it ,don't ever buy it,
I watched him do it ,he did some freaky poop shit
Clearly uncomfortable, he tried to nest her.
Cael keough, the freaky wrestler
He smells like shit, he's a stinky ape
If cael was a fruit he'd be a grape
Every date hes always late
Getting touched will be your fate
(STOPPP GET OFF MEEEE)
Cael did it he's the man if he can't do it no one can
Run through the woods fall to your knee he'll grab your jaw and start to pee
He'll grip your thighs like superman and up your ass he'll shove a pan
Have one to many twisted tea, oh shit he slid a roofie
He goes on freaky escapades
He plays fortnite and licks ur braids
Hop in his car he'll take you far
He'll put his wee wee in steak tar tar
He's basically the new meek mill
He got dicked down by big meat bill
Hael keough the manipulative master
If you say no he'll do it faster
His favorite pie is made with pumpkin
Go to the bathroom and get a blumpkin
Cael did it he's the man if he can't do it no one can
Run through the woods fall to your knee he'll grab your jaw and start to pee
He'll grip your thighs like superman and up your ass he'll shove a pan
Have one to many twisted tea, oh shit he slid a roofie
Btw he didn't do any of this. love you cael."