Tophe - Rubber Dinghy Rap Lyrics

Chillin' on a ring with ma ting in the rapids
As my back is getting wetter
I'm that acapella rapper fella
Flowing lyrically and literally, it's liquidy
I'm spittin' and it's fillin' up the swimmin' pool I'm chillin' in
Don't need a life jacket if I get in trouble
'Cause my fat can double up as that
I'll float up like a Hubba bubble
I'm not a cop, but I want some hot coffee
'Cause my donut's getting soggy
Holding up my podgy body for me
Jesus walked on water
But I'm floating on my back through land
He can't hack it man
I'm rubber dinghy rapid fam
I'm not the blackest man
I've only got an average tan
But I'm in Tenerife
So geographically I'm African
Layin' down a verse while I'm layin' down I'm sprayin' now
The force'll cause my dinghy to be spinnin' all the way around
But I'm not Dizzee like a rascal
I'm comfy like Yungen
Or like sittin' on a bar stool with a jar full
I'm a glass half full kinda guy
But I don't do half measures, so pour me out another pint
But do it right
If you poured me out a Guinness and I witness that you didn't draw the clover in it, bin it
Yeah I'm British, but I see what's going on across the pond
So I wrote this little tribute song
I get high without the need for a bong
I dive deep but then I'm seein' the bottom
It feels rotten, like I've done a belly flop off a helicopter, err
I can't stop
Now I'm a fiend with a conscience
Too many man are drinking lean and it's often
Using keys for their problems
There's no lock but they can't see from their coffins'
They're lost like Dory or Nemo
Talkin' 'bout Zack and Codeine while I'm reppin' Posty Co
And who was Posty reppin' th'other day on the stage?
A man who passed away that we were too late to save
So if you're floating in inertia, then just keep Swimming
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Rest in peace Mac Miller