Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a man.
And he lived in the sand at the Isle of Man.
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key,
So they rode on his head in their furry donkey.
The kids couldn't like Jack, they tried, tried, tried.
They dropped things on his back, they lied, lied, lied, lied, lied.
Stop Jack, 'or the waters lapping,
And they couldn't prevent Jack from feeling happy.