Coming up Short Video (MV)

[Repeat: x2]
(Bitch!)
Bitches keep comin up $hort
F*ckin' with Too $hort, Too
$hort
(Bitch!)
Too $hort, Too $hort

Now f*ck around and
Get a 5 finger hand plant straight across your face
To make sure you bitches
Understand that I'm a pimp-mack-player-ass nigga
Not a gentleman ain't gonna
Be no sucker-ass swindlin'
I know ya starvin' bitch what you gone eat?
Just because I feed you up I guess you waitin' on me
It ain't goin' be that, you
Shoulda ate or bought'cha ass a plate
Cause on this date we just f*ckin' till it's late
I ain't Romeo,Prince Charming or knight in shining armor
I'm only out to f*ck a bitch, f*ck tryin' to charm her
I treat a fine ass bitch like dirt
No money in her purse, a f*ck is all it's worth
Lookin' hella good in the club like a ho
Bitch, you need to go find a nigga to buy some mo' drinks
At the bar, fill you up with Long Islands
While I be all in your face tryin to f*ck smilin'
Cause Short Dawg'll never cater to you hos
And if you ain't f*ckin' I say "Later" to you hos
So if you bitches gotta plot
You better get gonna get shot f*ckin' with Short Dawg

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Bitches keep comin' up
$hort
F*ckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort
(Bitch!)

Bitches
Be like rabbits swarmin' diamonds and carats
See my car, see my house and they
Think I'm a sheriff
I ain't never been a marked bitch, you too ballsy
Wanna drive my car closed-up, that's when you lost me
I tell a bitch real quick, I
Ain't no (tissue-roll)
All you good fo' is some head and some
Pussy, ho!
And if the pussy and the head tight,we f*ck em twice
Cause Short Dawg ain't nothin' nice
Bitch jumped in the car,asks me where we goin'?
I'm Shorty the Pimp bitch, you goin' goin'
F*cked in the car with my pants and my jacket on
Raged about the pussy, now I'm in the traffic
Now pussy still wet, got my dick in her hand
Lickin' all around it, rollin' through the flat lands
Take her to my strip,never pussy-whipped
Seein' niggas with them bitches,I'd a tossed the pimp
I use to break hos for Scrilla, but now it's down now
I'm makin' bank rolls for real-a and rockin' town bitches
Livin' large for a night, turn back into pumpers
When I'm through f*ckin', bitches leavin' with nothin'

Bitches keep comin' up $hort
F*ckin' with Too
$hort, Too $hort
(Bitch!)
Too-Too $hort, Too $hort (Ho's can't f*ck with me)
(Bitch!) Too $hort
Now break it down to the beat one time!
Ol' school tell ya lil' somethin' about Shorty

I'm the East Oakland
Player,lovers are mooshy
I f*ck a different ho a day and leave rubbers and pussy
Bitches keep lookin' for some Too $hort acts
Squeezin' on a rubber tryin' ta pull it off and make it bust
Bitch might lose her mind if I raw-dig her
Get pregnant, move her in and make Ma and Pa richer
No more player, no Shorty the Pimp
I get payed, divert a check and get forty per cent
All the homies talkin bad, hair down,walkin sad
Got the broad livin with me, baby sayin "Dad!"
Sex played out and ol'Shorty's bored getting fat!
Then my bitch turn into a rat
I could try to mack again but the bitches won't want me
Cos I'm all washed up, broke, fat and funky
Short Dawg is through, people call me Todd Shaw
All the rappers who was fake gonna mic, got raw
Ugly hos playin hard-to-get, sold all my cars
Now I ride the bus and shit
I had a '94 Lexus, Rolexes, I sold it all
Now I can't afford breakfast
I lost everything I worked to be
Never thought I'd be a trick, payin hos to serve me
Shit!Snap back came out of my dream
Shit can really happen if you know what I mean?
But f*ck a wife biatch, stay away
Don't wanna own a pussy, keep the babies on lay-away
Bitch thought I robbed it, said it was mine
She didn't know I f*cked her with a dildo the whole time
Star-struck bitch seein'
Dollar signs, she think the wad is fine
Playin' games so I taught her mine
Tryin' to play her prayer got caught in a trap
Learned a lesson from
The game that I taught in my rap

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Bitches keep comin' up $hort
F*ckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort
(Bitch!)