Tony Peek - Boris Johnson (Good Old BJ) Lyrics

Has Boris Johnson ever abused
The things he was given by the people he used?
As he climbed up to the top of that hill
To find himself at the foot of the mountain still
Of course, we're never ever gonna know
But that's worry me at all
I just had the thought while I was blowing up
The paddling pool

Has Boris Johnson ever written a speech
About eating Domino's pizza on Hastings' beach
And then walking home with his family through town
As the wind picked up and the sun went down
Of course we're never ever gonna know
But that doesn't bothers me
I just had the thought while I was walking down
By the sea
Boris Johnson, Boris Johnson, Boris Johnson, good old BJ

Has Mr Boris Johnson ever happily been
One of the drunks and the vagabonds at Jack in the Green
Or sung about hunting a bear
While combing all the nits out of his children's hair
Of course we're never ever gonna know
But that's OK and fine
I just had the thought while I was sipping
On a bottle of wine

We're all learning a lot of things
About peasants and princes and paupers and kings
But why's the world been brought to its knees
While the birds are still flying around and singing in the trees
Of course we're never ever gonna know
But that won't make me weep
I just had the thought while I was trying to fall
Asleep