Tony Justice - BEER MAKES YOU LEAN [RECORDED] Lyrics

WELL, I'VE HEARD SOME MIXED OPINIONS
'BOUT WHISKEY, WINE AND BEER
BUT I WENT TO SCHOOL AT HONKY TONK U
SO LET ME CLEAR THE AIR
WINE WON'T SNEAK UP ON YOU
AND WHISKEY DON'T MAKE YOU MEAN
AND BEER DON'T MAKE YOU FAT IT MAKES YOU LEAN

WELL, YOU LEAN ON THE TABLES LEAN ON THE BAR
YOU LEAN ON YOUR BUDDIES STUMBLING OUT TO THE CAR
YOU LEAN ON YOUR WOMAN WHILE SHE DRIVES YOU HOME
YOU LEAN, LEAN, LEAN 'TIL YOU'RE BEER AND BONES
DON'T LET 'EM FEED YOU NO LINES ABOUT TOO MANY CALORIES
THEY SAY IT MAKES YOU FAT BUT IT'S A HONKY TONK FACT
BEER MAKES YOU LEAN

I PUT SOME SCARS ON MY GUITAR
WHEN I USED IT FOR A CRUTCH
AND WHEN I'M SHOT THAT OLD JUKEBOX
HELPS TO PROP ME UP
AND I'VE STOOD TALL AGAINST THE WALL
AT FORTY-FIVE DEGREES
HEY BEER DON'T MAKE YOU FAT IT MAKES YOU LEAN
YES, IT DOES

WELL, YOU LEAN ON THE TABLES LEAN ON THE BAR
YOU LEAN ON YOUR BUDDIES STUMBLING OUT TO THE CAR
YOU LEAN ON YOUR WOMAN WHILE SHE DRIVES YOU HOME
YOU LEAN, LEAN, LEAN 'TIL YOU'RE BEER AND BONES
DON'T LET 'EM FEED YOU NO LINES ABOUT TOO MANY CALORIES
THEY SAY IT MAKES YOU FAT BUT IT'S A HONKY TONK FACT
BEER MAKES YOU LEAN

AW, POUR US ANOTHER ROUND BOYS

YEAH, DON'T LET 'EM FEED YOU NO LINES ABOUT TOO MANY CALORIES
THEY SAY IT MAKES YOU FAT BUT IT'S A HONKY TONK FACT
BEER MAKES YOU LEAN
YEAH, I'LL DRINK TO THAT
IT DON'T MAKE YOU FAT
BEER MAKES YOU LEAN
ON EVERYTHING