[ Featuring Ralph Sharon, His Orchestra ]
Well these are the ropes
The tricks of the trade
The rules of the road
I'm one of the dopes
For whom they were made
I'm a fool of the road
You follow that kiss
And recklessly miss
A bend of the road
Then suddenly this
The end of the road
Love is a hoax
A glittering string
Of little white lies
But these are the jokes
That's why they bring
Tears to your eyes
Well, love often
Shows a funny return
The brighter it glows
The longer you burn
And Lord only knows
Love has little concern
For the fools of the road
But that's how it goes
You live and you learn
The rules of the road
