It's that time of the year I wish it would stop
Dreadfully waiting Mariah's defrost
She's coming for you whether you like it or not
The song hits your ears and it's instant brain rot
Musical torture its like a cruel game
Mariah's high notes are frying my brain
All I want for Christmas is not to hear this mother f*cking song
Mariah Carey's Christmas music is just wrong
Please stop the pain take me away I can't take another day
If I hear it one more time I'll go Insane
Defrost is complete and no one can be saved
It's spreading the world like a putrid black plague
When it enters your ears it gets stuck in your head
The only solution is a shotgun to your head
Musical torture its like a cruel game
Mariah's high notes are frying my brain
All I want for Christmas is not to hear this mother f*cking song
Mariah Carey's Christmas music is just wrong
Please stop the pain take me away I can't take another day
If I hear it one more time I'll go Insane
Musical torture its like a cruel game
Mariah's high notes are frying my brain
All I want for Christmas is not to hear this mother f*cking song
Mariah Carey's Christmas music is just wrong
Please stop the pain take me away I can't take another day
If I hear it one more time I'll go Insane
So hears my plea oh Mariah my dear
Lets change the tune just disappear