Tony A. - Gov't Funded Army of Sluts Lyrics

I wanna get an IUD
I wanna get laid not have a baby
I like having sex recreationally
And can't remember to take OCPs

They stare at me
When I buy Plan B
The checkout boys at the Pharmacy
But boys will be boys

And women have to learn to ignore the noise

S L U T
My reputation doesn't matter to me
"Respect yourself! If you want ours earn it!"
A senate smear campaign?
Does this mean you're gonna check my cervix

I love having sex for fun
Like how you feel about owning guns
In my uterus there isn't room
For your opinions- stay outta my womb

Buy birth control for me
Instead of food stamps for my unwanted baby
My rights are under siege
Back off of my ovaries

And menstruation is obscene, what the f*ck is a sanitary napkin

Subway ads for Period Pads
Are controversial
That Superbowl Viagra slot?
A dumb commercial
Plan B stops ovulation
Not conception
There are no long term side effects from
Emergency contraception

Except of course
The shame it brings upon your father's house

Excuse me sir you, do you have a concussion?
'Cause my legal right to choose isn't up for discussion