Defamation of character
It's your most famous role
Yet, no wonder the faceless
Cast of thousands call
You a cancer on the set
You wrote the script
On workplace politics
You know how to
Manipulate situations
To meet your stipulations
But someone wise will
Cut you down to
Size, issue a stern warning
Once they process the information
And dismantle your lies
Defamation of character
Will lead to your subsequent
Demise, you should be
Relegated to flipping burgers
Hold the fries
Sorry if I've offended
The average 9 to fiver
Trying to survive the
Bump and grind of their
Workaday lives
I've seen too many good
People suffer when
The wrong hands
Are allowed to juggle
Big shiny knives