Is everything okay?
Yea, hey, nay
Is everything okay?
How can we help you?
Is everything okay?
What can we do for you?
Worry's here to stay
'Cause we care about you
Is everything okay, eh?
Yea, hey, nay
If you're unhappy and you don't know it
What good is it?
So send out the clowns and bring in the frowns
'Cause that card-carrying killjoy has come for a visit
Lately it's all been kind of hazy
Maybe because you got up too quickly
Or is it this unnatural geography?
We heard you have a sky-high degree
In alternate history
Flaunting it in the wrong company
An exercise in futility
Is everything okay, eh?
Yea, hey, hey
To all the acquaintances old and new
There used to be and might have been
You prefer the jolly old company
Of the misery that your mind is in
Is everything okay?
Hey, how can we help you?
Is everything okay?
Hey, what can we do for you?
Although we know there's a
Cold wet grey blanket around you
Is everything okay, eh?
Yea, hey, nay
If you're unhappy and you don't know it
What good is it?
So send off the clowns and bring on the frowns
'Cause this card-carrying killjoy has come for a visit
Meet your assumed identity
That eats and shits controversy
Letdowns need company
Dealing in inhospitability
Ineffective immediately
In the pitch dark of your despair
From where you can't break free
Is everything okay?
Yea, hey, nay
The feel-bad factor is on the rise
And we're perfecting it to a T
Is everything okay, eh?
Nay, yea, nay