Lie like a lady, laid back like a lady
In the bath like a lady, I'm left like a lady
Harry gets enough for the both of us
I have no proof but I'm sure it's true
And though I have a stronger moral compass
I wouldn't mind his life for a day
Though no harm can come from it
I still won't give it a go
You can ask me why, I still won't know
These friends of yours are boring
You could do better
You could do better but you won't
An old soul told me that I should go home
I'm rolling in dough though, I'm spending for show so
What would possess me to leave
When I've paid for all this attention
Though no harm can come from it
I still won't give it a go
You can ask me why, I still won't know
Sometimes I'm Jack, other times I'm Grady
I've been hanging out in bathrooms lately
Planning escape routes for potential disasters
Vain hopes of living adequately ever-after
I place my dreams in the Royal Bank of Scotland
Meanwhile I lie back and think of England
I came to see what the fuss was about
My departure unnoticed beyond any doubt
Outside of the box is pretty scary
It worked for him but results may vary