[ Featuring Perez Hilton ]
Citizens of Oz Angeles, Coming to you live from Emerald City Hall
Tonight we welcome you to the Oscars
Here are your nominees
Green! Is a way of life
And the millions would kill to see their name up in the lights
For the green is okay tonight
But be careful what you wish
Because you might get what you like
And fame is what you make of it
And when your whole wide world's a stage
How much can you flaunt it?
How much can you flaunt it?
How much do you want it?
There's something about the
They want that green money
But the, the green lies
And the grass ain't greener on the other side
To get that green money
Would you walk that green mile
Then pose for the camera while you wave and you smile
For the (green)
Come and get it
C-Come and get it
Won't you get it, forget it
I'll bet that you're gonna regret it, oh
Tonight you got the green light
But once you go green, you're green for the rest of your life
Green, is a green disease
It's impossible to kill
When the whole world is at your feet
When you're green
Life is bittersweet
There's a portion that is fortunate
They rest while I repeat that
Fame is what you make of it
And when your whole wide world's a stage
How much can you flaunt it?
How much can you flaunt it?
How much do you want it?
There's something about the
They want that green money
But the, the green lies
And the grass ain't greener on the other side
To get that green money
Would you walk that green mile
Then pose for the camera while you wave and you smile
For the (green)
Come and get it
C-Come and get it
Won't you get it, forget it
I'll bet that you're gonna regret it, oh
Tonight you got the green light
But once you go green, you're green for the rest of your life
They want that fame and fortune (green)
Lights, camera, action, fashion too
And they will stop at nothing (green)
To get just one more taste of you
To get just one more taste of you
You, you, you, you
They want that green money
But the, the green lies
And the grass ain't greener on the other side
To get that green money
Would you walk that green mile
Then pose for the camera while you wave and you smile
For the (green)
Come and get it
C-Come and get it
Won't you get it, forget it
I'll bet that you're gonna regret it, oh
Tonight you got the green light
But once you go green, you're green for the rest of your life