I'm almost outta school,
Life couldn't be sweeter.
I just got chills,
MOM TURN ON THE HEATER!
MOM, could you turn on the heater?
After a High School degree,
Is my education through?
Hell no, I got debt to accrue!
Besides, think about it
I'm graduating in May
Do I wanna work or do I wanna delay?
DELAY!!!
I want to DELAY!!
My guidance counselor asked:
Have you thought of a career?
No, I'll be in school for the next 10 years.
DON'T RUSH ME!
High school thoughts about college
I'm just avoiding a job, I don't need to know knowledge
High school thoughts about college
Once I have a degree, employers have to acknowledge.
Right?
That's what I hear!
My Counselor asks, "What school are you leaning to."
Haven't thought about it, but I've been meaning to.
If it's next to the beach and the classes are cheap
And I'm able to pass while I'm half asleep
Then I'm in.
Any suggestions?
Community College? That's no fun.
Unless the girl to guy ratio is 3:1
Then submit my transcripts!
Then submit my transcripts!
Florida state, all my friends go there.
Do they offer my major?
Yeah, like I care.
The major doesn't matter, a degree is a degree.
The only one I wanna see is E to the Z baby!
Get it? EZ?
I can do math and have homework everyday of the week,
Or do English, a language I already speak.
So, uh, English! its a no-brainer
I want no homework, labs, or anything of the kind,
I want an open-book test, I can take online.
If the majors hard, I'll change it
That's called independence.
And if I sleep in, could you sign the attendance?
High school thoughts about college
I'm just avoiding a job, I don't need to know knowledge!
High school thoughts about college
Once I have a degree, I'll know more words that rhyme with college.
'Cause... I got two: Knowledge and acknowledge.
And that's kinda the same word.
So.. English. Definitely English.
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I'm almost outta school,
Life couldn't be sweeter.
I just got chills,
MOM TURN ON THE HEATER!
MOM, could you turn on the heater?
After a High School degree,
Is my education through?
Hell no, I got debt to accrue!
Besides, think about it
I'm graduating in May
Do I wanna work or do I wanna delay?
DELAY!!!
I want to DELAY!!
My guidance counselor asked:
Have you thought of a career?
No, I'll be in school for the next 10 years.
DON'T RUSH ME!
High school thoughts about college
I'm just avoiding a job, I don't need to know knowledge
High school thoughts about college
Once I have a degree, employers have to acknowledge.
Right?
That's what I hear!
My Counselor asks, "What school are you leaning to."
Haven't thought about it, but I've been meaning to.
If it's next to the beach and the classes are cheap
And I'm able to pass while I'm half asleep
Then I'm in.
Any suggestions?
Community College? That's no fun.
Unless the girl to guy ratio is 3:1
Then submit my transcripts!
Then submit my transcripts!
Florida state, all my friends go there.
Do they offer my major?
Yeah, like I care.
The major doesn't matter, a degree is a degree.
The only one I wanna see is E to the Z baby!
Get it? EZ?
I can do math and have homework everyday of the week,
Or do English, a language I already speak.
So, uh, English! its a no-brainer
I want no homework, labs, or anything of the kind,
I want an open-book test, I can take online.
If the majors hard, I'll change it
That's called independence.
And if I sleep in, could you sign the attendance?
High school thoughts about college
I'm just avoiding a job, I don't need to know knowledge!
High school thoughts about college
Once I have a degree, I'll know more words that rhyme with college.
'Cause... I got two: Knowledge and acknowledge.
And that's kinda the same word.
So.. English. Definitely English.
Life couldn't be sweeter.
I just got chills,
MOM TURN ON THE HEATER!
MOM, could you turn on the heater?
After a High School degree,
Is my education through?
Hell no, I got debt to accrue!
Besides, think about it
I'm graduating in May
Do I wanna work or do I wanna delay?
DELAY!!!
I want to DELAY!!
My guidance counselor asked:
Have you thought of a career?
No, I'll be in school for the next 10 years.
DON'T RUSH ME!
High school thoughts about college
I'm just avoiding a job, I don't need to know knowledge
High school thoughts about college
Once I have a degree, employers have to acknowledge.
Right?
That's what I hear!
My Counselor asks, "What school are you leaning to."
Haven't thought about it, but I've been meaning to.
If it's next to the beach and the classes are cheap
And I'm able to pass while I'm half asleep
Then I'm in.
Any suggestions?
Community College? That's no fun.
Unless the girl to guy ratio is 3:1
Then submit my transcripts!
Then submit my transcripts!
Florida state, all my friends go there.
Do they offer my major?
Yeah, like I care.
The major doesn't matter, a degree is a degree.
The only one I wanna see is E to the Z baby!
Get it? EZ?
I can do math and have homework everyday of the week,
Or do English, a language I already speak.
So, uh, English! its a no-brainer
I want no homework, labs, or anything of the kind,
I want an open-book test, I can take online.
If the majors hard, I'll change it
That's called independence.
And if I sleep in, could you sign the attendance?
High school thoughts about college
I'm just avoiding a job, I don't need to know knowledge!
High school thoughts about college
Once I have a degree, I'll know more words that rhyme with college.
'Cause... I got two: Knowledge and acknowledge.
And that's kinda the same word.
So.. English. Definitely English.