Chorus:
If women come a dime a dozen, I ain't got
a penny
Some guys are gettin' way too much, some
guys don't get any
But if I had a nickel for every time I'd
had enough
I'd still be busted and heartbroken still be
tryin' to fall in love
I fell in love with Linda she didn't love me back
I went crazy over Chrissy, she went crazy
over Jack
Maria down in Mexico, my Spanish Mona Lisa
Tried to fly her back to Texas but she did not
have a visa
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Bought Renee a dozen roses, all she did was make
me beg
Displayed my love for Donna with a tattoo on my leg
There's a tree where me and Carla carved our
names with a pocket knife
But like our love it burned down with a lightning strike
Repeat chorus
Why does everybody say there's lots of fish out in
the sea?
When I'm swimming after women they're all laid
up on the beach
Repeat chorus
Yeah busted and heartbroken still be tryin' to fall
in love