Would anyone like to hear a story?
Captain Gloom N Doom had himself a son
Had to make sure that he was not the only one
Who was tuggin down the likes and sorts of pulling all the strings
Wouldn't he surprise you with his coat of many things
Nothing quite so dazzlin like only he can sing
Captain Gloom N Doom
Captain Gloom N Doom, N Doom
Captain Gloom N Doom, aren't you such a man?
How'd you get so good, help me understand
What's the difference in the way you seem to lead yourself through life?
Bottled up your troubles, that should only bring you strife
Couldn't keep a family, nor couldn't keep a wife
Captain Gloom N Doom
Captain Gloom N Doom, N Doom
Doom N Doom
(Instrumental)
Captain Gloom N Doom, call you on the phone
Are you up again? I've been all alone
And I'm running out of better days I can call on, too
Running out of things to say and things that I can do
Running out of precious life I only spend for you
Wouldn't it surprise you, boy? Oh, only if you knew
Captain Gloom N Doom
Captain Gloom N Doom, N Doom
Doom N Doom