I'm a blackbird in the Windy City
Nearly frozen
From the lightening rod I see it all
Nearly frozen
Charlie Atlas says he'll make a man out of me
But I spent my dollar on a packet of sea monkeys
I'd see through you but the whole idea is funky
And you'd still look funny
There's only one of me
I'm a blackbird south of North Dakota
Nearly frozen
I'd be transatlantic but the right wing's spastic
Nearly frozen
Hey mister, how 'bout a ride to Pasadena
I'd find my sister and get a whole lot cleaner
'Cause if there's a twister I might never meet her
Just old St. Peter
Maybe one of his greeters
Whoa
I'm a blackbird back in Carolina
Nearly frozen
Something Jesse said makes me a liar
Nearly frozen
I think I'll have another grilled cheese and pimento
There's something weird about this place we call home
And I'd go crazy but I can't go it alone
Guess I'll find my phone
Maybe just get stoned
I'm nearly frozen