Tiny Dinosaur - Every Bro Is a Dude Lyrics

Every bro is a dude
Every dude is a bro
Dude you're wigging me out
Dude you're harshing my mellow, mellow
A forty-five minute guitar solo
Is not proportional to the size of your
No no no no, no no no no
No no no, no no
Every bro is a dude
Every dude is a dude
Mansplain the day away
And don't commit a bro-paux
Mansplain the day away
And slam another Jaeger bomb
Whether you're rocking out, legs spread far apart
Taking up too much space on public transportation
Or causing my lady-friend to feel unsafe
Creeping all up on us
Think you have the right to watch
No no no no, no no no no
No no no, no no
Every bro is a dude
Every bro is a bro
Mansplain the day away
And don't commit a bro-paux
Mansplain the day away
And drive off in your monster truck
The first time I bought a car
So damn proud of myself
Knocked them down a couple grand
Then made out like a bandit
Should have been a great moment
The smiley sales dude
Says his line
So what's your boyfriend gonna say
You're buying cars without him here
Well guess what, bro
No no, no
No no no no, no no no no
No no no, no no
Hit the strip club, crush it bro
Riding on a bald eagle
Street harassin' with the bro' pack
Ugly goatee, cargo shorts
Invading lots of personal space
Loyal to fraternity
Ax spray, sports-ball, game-day, don't forget the roofies
What is it gonna take
To get you bro
What's it gonna take to
Make you know the meaning of
No no no no, no no no no
No no no, no no
Amen