What If People's Nostrils Pointed Forward? Video (MV)

What if peoples' nostrils pointed forward?
Like we still had a nose but the holes were right in front
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Spewin' our moist hot breath straight in eachother's face
Hopefully you didn't eat fish or garlic recently
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What if peoples' nostrils pointed forward?
What if peoples' nostrils pointed forward?
I suppose like a pig nose but with different holes
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You don't have a choice but to blast each other with your air
Hopefully you didn't drink milk or coffee recently
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What if peoples' nostrils pointed forward?
What if peoples' nostrils pointed forward?
It would be possible to sneeze in an other's nose
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When I look at your face I see right into it
Hopefully you don't have a bunch of boogers stuck in there
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What if peoples' nostrils pointed forward?
What if we laugh while drinking something
Would we turn into a liquid cannon?
And could you have a bunch of nose rings all around?
Would the Egyptians still have used it
To pull the brains from their deceased pharaohs?
And when we sneeze would it make a somewhat different sound?
Horn!
What if peoples' nostrils pointed forward?
I wonder if people would link them when they kiss
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Don't look up in the rain or shower or you'll drown
Well I guess you wouldn't quite drown but it would not feel good
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What if peoples' nostrils pointed forward?
And so on
I'm so glad our nostrils point downish