[ Featuring Frederick-The-Great "Mister Entertainment" ]
Broadway! Broadway! Broadway U.S.A.! Broadway! Broadway! Broadway U.S.A.!
Broadway! Broadway! Broadway! Broadway! Broadway U.S.A.!Broadway U.S.A. !
You're Welcome! So Welcome! To Broadway U.S.A.!
You're Welcome! Yes Welcome! To Our Big Show Today!
We're Singers, Dancers, Entertainers On The Great Whte Way!
So Welcome! Yes Welcome! To Broadway U.S.A.!--
Miss Those Crazy Folks, And Those Tourist Yokes, Miss That City So Tall!
Miss That Sub-Way Sound, Speeding Under Ground, All That Art On The Wall!
Miss That Mid-Night Crowd, People Talking Loud, Lover's Sounds In The Dark!
Miss Those Big Parades, Disco Vice Cop Raids, Buggy Rides In The Park!--
We'll Just Razzle Dazzle 'Em, Even Hoc-us-poc-us 'Em,
Take 'Em By Surprise And Be A Hit!
We Will Be Spec-tac-u-lar! They Will Know Ex-ac-u-lar!
We'll Put On A Show They'll Never For Get!--
Oh! Mister Tap Dance Man! Show Me How If You Can!
I Want To Sing And Dance And Be In The Show, Please Mister Tap Dance Man!--
Mister Entertainment Is My Name! Singing, Dancing, Acting Is My Game!
Tricks Of Magic, Jugling, Eating Object Set A-flame!
Mister Entertainment Is My Name!--
Tony The Tenor! Such Timber And Range!
Tony The Tenor, With Each Costume Change.
From Hero To Villain, He'll Deftly Arrange
Tony The Tenor! That Fabulous Tenor!--
Toujours Gae! Toujours Gae! That's What I Heard Mehitabel Say!
Toujours Gae! Toujours Gae, Still A Dance In The Old Girl Today!
After All's Said And Done, Life Is Just Having Fun! Toujours Gae!
Toujours Gae! Toujours Gae . --
Those Stars Up In Heaven That Once Shined On Broadway,
Now Sparkle Down Here On Us All!
They're Lighting The Heavens As They Once Did Broadway.
Look Up There And Help Me Recall!--
I'm A star! I'm The Star Of The Show! Every Song, Every Dance,
Every Kiss-filled Romance Has My Glow! I'm The Star, I'm The Czar,
I'm Show-Biz Caviar! I'm The Star, I'm The Star, I'm The Star Of The Show!--
It's Queenie! It's Queene! The Queen Of The Show!
It's Queenie! It's Queenie As Someone You Know!
Miss Davis Or Hepburn Or Even Monroe! It's Queenie!
It's Queenie! He's Queen Of The Show!--
Everybody Wants And Loves An Encore!
Raise The Curtains Let 'Em Have Some More!
Take The Music From The Top,
Give 'Em Everything You've Got!
Everybody Wants And Loves An Encore!--
Done It All! Done It All! I'll Not Stop Until I've Done It All!
Done It All! Done It All! I'll Not Stop Until I've Done It All!--
It's A Broadway Sort Of Thing! It's A Broadway Sort Of Thing!
It's A Play, It's A Skit, It's A Comical Bit! It's A Broadway Sort Of Thing!--
It's The Finale' ! It's The End! The Final Moments Of Pretend!
It's With Regets We Go, Until Another Show,
It's The Finale' ! It's The End!--
That's All Of The Show! There Ain't Any-Moe!
We're Turning The Lights All Out And We Are Packing To Go!
That's All Of The Show! Just Want You To Know,
It's Been A Picnic Entertaining you So!
It's The Finale' ! It's The end! The Final Moments Of Pretend!
It's With Regrets We Go, Until Another Show,
It's The Finale' ! It's The End.
