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Won't someone tell Johnny he can't wave the flag
The same time that he hides behind it
That mental acrobat Is a modern patriot
In a nation under God
These colors don't run
Give 'em an inch
They'll take your job
But we know the Christian thing to do
Deny to those what we ourselves never earned
Welcome to the new United States
What may shock you, to most, just looks the same
Won't someone tell Lenny he can't shoot his gun
Just when and wherever that he wants
Of course, you have rights
But you're scaring the shit out of everyone
Don't confuse amendments one and two
Just tend to your rabbits
And parrot whatever it is you heard on Fox News
Welcome to the new United States
What may shock you, to most, just looks the same
Won't someone tell Daryl that they love him
I don't think anyone ever did
It's proof positive that you gotta hug your kids
Now with all the lies
The dog whistle slogans
The free speech martyrs
On crosses of ad hominem
He's just a reflection
Of what's always been
Right beneath the surface
Welcome to the new United States
What may shock you, to most, just looks the same
Welcome to the new United States
We hope you enjoy our every day
