My boy he has left home
And he hasn't even turned 18
I'm so god dam proud of you
Your following your dream
To be in those army greens
Your day now starts at 5 am
Not midday like it used to
Those pushups are gonna be your enemy
You know I'll be here for you
Do us proud in those army greens
Don't spend all your money at the naffy
Stop buying those f*cking vapes
I want you to be the best you can be
Wearing your numbers 2s
And looking the part in your Army greens
You spent your week on the biff
To much Disaronno at the weekend
You need to get back to book club
And improve on that 7/3
You got to be ready for when your in your army greens
You're out on exercise
I can't stop worrying about you
This is just the start
Imagine how hard it will be
For real when you're in your army greens