There once was a man conceived by blunder
Left bad habits from his father
And tore the hearts and bars asunder
Across the seven seas
This young lad took up the bottle
Couldn't stay away from any brothel
So they wrote for him a bardic novel
And his name was TiipsyT
Pour me a drink
Won't stop till it's done
My brain starts to shrink
And my mouth starts to run
Cheers and drink lads with no worry
This buzz gonna creep up with no warning
We'll worry about that in the morning
It's the tale of TiipsyT
Pour the ales, line up some shots
We've got our sorrows to drown
And when the hops flow through our blood
We'll search for a las downtown
And when they shoo the boys away
For starin' up n down their gowns
We'll shake it off and clank our glass
And drink till the sun goes down
The drinks are going down like water
And the hags now all look hotter
We'll make sure not to give them daughters
When we do some tipsy lovin
And soon we'll have the drunken courage
To do some blacked-out adventuring
To the clubs where the girls are foreign
And throw a couple hundreds
Hand me a shot
I'll sing you a song
This place hits the spot
Now hand me my bong
Have a drink with me and tell your story
I'm not going nowhere, there's no hurry
God put us here to spread his glory
In the tale of TiipsyT
Pour the ales, line up some shots
We've got our sorrows to drown
And when the hops flow through our blood
We'll search for a las downtown
And when they shoo the boys away
For starin' up n down their gowns
We'll shake it off and clank our glass
And drink till the sun goes down; cheers lads
(Da Da-Da duh Dah Dah Dah duh)
And when the breaking dawn has risen
The wench in bed no-one recognizes
We'll disappear 'fore she arises
And regret all our decisions
And when our head is agonizin
We'll sweat out the booze with exercise then
Rehydrate to soberize and
Let the good times roll again
Pour the ales, line up some shots
We've got our sorrows to drown
And when the hops flow through our blood
We'll search for a las downtown
And when they shoo the boys away
For starin' up n down their gowns
We'll shake it off and clank our glass
And drink till the sun goes down
And when they talk of TiipsyT, after his tale is done
We know that his legend lives on, for all the years to come
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There once was a man conceived by blunder
Left bad habits from his father
And tore the hearts and bars asunder
Across the seven seas
This young lad took up the bottle
Couldn't stay away from any brothel
So they wrote for him a bardic novel
And his name was TiipsyT
Pour me a drink
Won't stop till it's done
My brain starts to shrink
And my mouth starts to run
Cheers and drink lads with no worry
This buzz gonna creep up with no warning
We'll worry about that in the morning
It's the tale of TiipsyT
Pour the ales, line up some shots
We've got our sorrows to drown
And when the hops flow through our blood
We'll search for a las downtown
And when they shoo the boys away
For starin' up n down their gowns
We'll shake it off and clank our glass
And drink till the sun goes down
The drinks are going down like water
And the hags now all look hotter
We'll make sure not to give them daughters
When we do some tipsy lovin
And soon we'll have the drunken courage
To do some blacked-out adventuring
To the clubs where the girls are foreign
And throw a couple hundreds
Hand me a shot
I'll sing you a song
This place hits the spot
Now hand me my bong
Have a drink with me and tell your story
I'm not going nowhere, there's no hurry
God put us here to spread his glory
In the tale of TiipsyT
Pour the ales, line up some shots
We've got our sorrows to drown
And when the hops flow through our blood
We'll search for a las downtown
And when they shoo the boys away
For starin' up n down their gowns
We'll shake it off and clank our glass
And drink till the sun goes down; cheers lads
(Da Da-Da duh Dah Dah Dah duh)
And when the breaking dawn has risen
The wench in bed no-one recognizes
We'll disappear 'fore she arises
And regret all our decisions
And when our head is agonizin
We'll sweat out the booze with exercise then
Rehydrate to soberize and
Let the good times roll again
Pour the ales, line up some shots
We've got our sorrows to drown
And when the hops flow through our blood
We'll search for a las downtown
And when they shoo the boys away
For starin' up n down their gowns
We'll shake it off and clank our glass
And drink till the sun goes down
And when they talk of TiipsyT, after his tale is done
We know that his legend lives on, for all the years to come
Left bad habits from his father
And tore the hearts and bars asunder
Across the seven seas
This young lad took up the bottle
Couldn't stay away from any brothel
So they wrote for him a bardic novel
And his name was TiipsyT
Pour me a drink
Won't stop till it's done
My brain starts to shrink
And my mouth starts to run
Cheers and drink lads with no worry
This buzz gonna creep up with no warning
We'll worry about that in the morning
It's the tale of TiipsyT
Pour the ales, line up some shots
We've got our sorrows to drown
And when the hops flow through our blood
We'll search for a las downtown
And when they shoo the boys away
For starin' up n down their gowns
We'll shake it off and clank our glass
And drink till the sun goes down
The drinks are going down like water
And the hags now all look hotter
We'll make sure not to give them daughters
When we do some tipsy lovin
And soon we'll have the drunken courage
To do some blacked-out adventuring
To the clubs where the girls are foreign
And throw a couple hundreds
Hand me a shot
I'll sing you a song
This place hits the spot
Now hand me my bong
Have a drink with me and tell your story
I'm not going nowhere, there's no hurry
God put us here to spread his glory
In the tale of TiipsyT
Pour the ales, line up some shots
We've got our sorrows to drown
And when the hops flow through our blood
We'll search for a las downtown
And when they shoo the boys away
For starin' up n down their gowns
We'll shake it off and clank our glass
And drink till the sun goes down; cheers lads
(Da Da-Da duh Dah Dah Dah duh)
And when the breaking dawn has risen
The wench in bed no-one recognizes
We'll disappear 'fore she arises
And regret all our decisions
And when our head is agonizin
We'll sweat out the booze with exercise then
Rehydrate to soberize and
Let the good times roll again
Pour the ales, line up some shots
We've got our sorrows to drown
And when the hops flow through our blood
We'll search for a las downtown
And when they shoo the boys away
For starin' up n down their gowns
We'll shake it off and clank our glass
And drink till the sun goes down
And when they talk of TiipsyT, after his tale is done
We know that his legend lives on, for all the years to come
Writer: Jacob Fisher
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