The Thunder Uncles - Can't Handle The Night (Randall Cut) Lyrics

It's getting late for this poor, poor guy
He doesn't know that he's gonna die
Quick shot of whiskey and a half a beer
Now he's running to the toilet like a highway deer
He doesn't know what's coming for him tonight

Randall can't handle the night, tonight
He's already fast asleep
Randall can't handle the night, tonight (tonight)
Randall can't handle the night, tonight
He's on the floor counting sheep
Randall can't handle the night, tonight (tonight)

Oh, what can we do for him
He's looking pretty rough
Partying all night sure can be tough
He's a smooth operator when the sun comes up
But when the lights go down he's had way too much
His limp, little liver doesn't know what's inside

Randall can't handle the night, tonight
He's already fast asleep
Randall can't handle the night, tonight (tonight)
Randall can't handle the night, tonight
He's on the floor counting sheep
Randall can't handle the night, tonight (tonight)

When he's at the beach
He's got sand in the ice tray
That's supposed to be for margaritas
Really ruining the day (woooooooOOOOOOooooooo)
And when he's on a plane
He puts his luggage in sideways
Takes up the whole damn thing
Doesn't matter what the people say

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Can't handle the night
Can't handle the night

Randall can't handle the night, tonight
He's already fast asleep
Randall can't handle the night, tonight (tonight)
Randall can't handle the night, tonight
He's on the floor counting sheep
Randall can't handle the night, tonight (tonight)

Can't handle the night
Can't handle the night
Can't handle the night