The Thunder Monkeys - Take Me Into Wales Lyrics

Take me into Wales 1 2 3
Take me into wales don't let me cut my hair
Take me into wales meet my mommy there
Take me to the UK let me meet the queen
Take me into Ireland and let me have a dream
Let me rock the palace until it's ground shakes
Let me drink some tea until my belly aches
My father rides a skateboard and he takes it to work
His boss is really serious and he thinks I'm a jerk
This girl said that she likes me but she thinks that I'm a nut
But that's okay she's a bully and my friend said she's a slut
I need to go to Dublin to drink some beer so fine
I need to hit up bath and I may commit a crime
Now I'll sing some lyrics they're so typical of punk
Overthrow your government and smell just like a skunk
I won't go to Scotland cause I don't like their name
See I once knew a Scott and he always called me lame
My mom doesn't think so she's always on my side
But she's mean when I'm in trouble by the laws I'll abide
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