Planet in panic
Mass hysteria
It's the perfect time to book a vacation
Reckless cretins
You are the vectors
But COVID's the cure for the plague that are boomers
Alveolae burst as cells disintegrate
Contagion spreading like a pestilent wave
The scourge from Wuhan brings unforeseen benefits
And rids the earth of this aging menace
Self-quarantine
Isolate
It all means nothing, Corona-chan now propagates
Blessed pestilence
Cull the scum
We'll wait to inherit this purified earth
Alveolae burst as cells disintegrate
Contagion spreading like a pestilent wave
The scourge from Wuhan brings unforeseen benefits
And rids the earth of the aging menace
Pulmonary collapse
Drink in your last *sipp*
As all the zoomers rejoice
MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRRRR
Boomerdeath