Thomas Tree Murray - Perfect Match (feat. Baby Cupcake) Lyrics

He's too fat
He doesn't get any
She's too rich
She doesn't need any
He's too lean
He's a green bean
She's too short
Way too short
She's too tall
She doesn't get any
He's too mean
He doesn't greet any
She's so thin
'Cept she's got a double chin
He's so shy
You gotta wonder why
Too rich, too thin, too tall, too mean
You'll find a perfect match one day in your dreams
Too young, too slow, too tall, too mean
You'll find a perfect match one day in your dreams
He's too slow,
She's too bold
He's too poor
The perfect match
What a catch
He's too slow
He can't catch any
She's too bold
She can't attract any
He's too poor
He's a bore and a chore
The perfect match
What a catch
He's too fat
He doesn't get any
She's too rich
She doesn't need any
He's too lean
He's a green bean
She's too short
Way too short
She's too short
Way too short