This Perhaps - The Play (feat. Katie Rowley Jones) Lyrics

There's a North and a South, you've got ears and a mouth
Hands on your left and your right
There's chalk and there's cheese you either take or say please for
One shade is black and one's white

Glasses half full or half empty is never a matter of fact
We became us as a minus and plus
It's strange but it's true that the opposites attract

So blow me a kiss, there's a chance it'll miss but it'll hit if it's sunny
Blow it again in the cool evening rain, that does the trick for me honey

I like a red by the fire
I like a beer down the pub
I watch the BBC
I prefer Sky TV
Ay there's the rub

What's there to do when it's just me and you
When we both stick to the script?
What's there to say in an underhand way
When all the subtext is ripped?

There is no point in us standing here arguing into the night
Let's go to bed, we can cuddle instead
Reason has left by the exit, stage right

No deed, no word, that I've seen or I've heard
Tells me why people feel it
When there's a hiss in the show will a kiss
By and by try to steal it?

I like a walk in the country
I use the gym at the club
I want a herbal spa
I want a faster car
Ay there's the rub

So blow me a kiss, there's a chance it'll miss but it'll hit if it's sunny
Blow it again in the cool evening rain, that does the trick for me honey

I like to make money
I love to make love
I want a family
I say that's you and me
Ay there's the rub
There's the rub
There's the rub