Oh, I don't want to stay in tonight and watch Death Wish Three
Fall asleep with pizza crumbs on my clothes
So put away that hash pipe, the pornography and the booze
'Cause tonight we're going to the Anaheim House of Blues!
Don't do anything crazy,
Like defecate in your pants because you're lazy...
So, put away that crack pipe, put some makeup on that bruise,
'Cause tonight we're going to the Anaheim House of Blues!
Oh, take me down to the Anaheim House of Blues!
Yes, drag me by my hair to the Anaheim House of (instrumental)
(spoken) Goodnight, Mrs. Hitler.