Yo, yo, what up, what up? It's me, SimpKing42069
You know all the ladies love me
Listen, listen, why don't you just take your boy's credit card and help keep the stream going
Thanks for your donation, baby. I love ya
Ludwig
I was gonna make a verse shouting you out
But then you decided to go back
When you left Twitch, you inspired me to do the same, man
I'm disappointed
Anyway
'Ey
Time to take the trigger warning off, put the B in its place
Twitch is now just Bitch to me, really, them's the breaks
Purple like illicit substance, what you cookin' up
Cause I smell some bad things going on, the game is up
Y'all got OnlyFans models spreadin' AIDS in people's feed
Just make your logo black and orange, would be a lot more honest
Didn't know that when I stopped streaming on your site, I'd plant a seed
But I'm not going back, back then I made a promise
And this is all just surface level, but I bet it goes deeper
After all, you can't even get your f*cking policies right
Allowed artistic nudity, then walked it back in a few days
You would've seen it coming if you just had the foresight
See, even as someone watching from the outside in
You got so much dirt that comes to light I can't get away
So let's take a look at some of the stories that you tossed in the bin
'Cause for these I have a couple words I wanna say
Knock knock, who's there? Ah, it's an invitation
For harassment via a feature nobody asked for
Twitch, you know how people have an open conversation
I'll let you in on a little secret, it's a thing called Discord
By the way, who the f*ck's promoting this thing
Your so-called ambassador who moves like a f*cking child
Also, what the f*ck is with these f*cking defaults
If someone leaves Twitch over this, it's Twitch's f*cking fault
Didn't pay that one Aussie drummer, f*ck what's up with that
Is it 'cause you already got a drummer? Think you don't need another
Well, when your plane crashes down, I don't see it floating
It's Garbage Time and I think Twitch needs some fixing
Listen, you're the biggest streaming platform in the land
You can make excuses, spin the stories how you want, but I see through
You got Amazon backing you up, am I right
Then you better not f*cking tell us you don't have the means to make this right
Spent four years covering up Dr. Disrespect
Twitch, I think you've just heightened my disrespect
KDot better get a verse together for you all
'Cause you just picked a side, and the one you picked was wrong
Wanna see someone chip through the dirt, expose more that we don't see
Might as well Kick back and change your name to Embassy
Say, who else is moving sus? I think we need an emergency meet
Wait, wouldn't it be crazy if the next expose was...
Alright, this is where it gets personal
'Cause these are my people
And I don't like when you mess with my people
So we ain't real, what, that ain't good enough for ya
Lopsided policy enforcement, what the f*ck is wrong with ya
And some of these people are your partners, yet you stab them in the back
What, did you just blindfold yourselves and start blasting
I got friends and I got oshis who stream on your platform
And every day I have to worry about their channels disappearing
This is serious, some of them rely on VTubing for a living
And if they show the wrong type of skin, you wanna punish them for it
I'm glad Gunrun left to start VShojo, y'all didn't deserve him
And it makes me wonder if there's something we don't know
Maybe he saw this coming, didn't wanna be implicated
After all, he left the year Alinity was poisoning your platform
Hey Shondo, keep the talent away! Hey Merry, keep the talent away
To anybody that don't show their real face, keep the talent away
We know how you really feel on top of being bitch made
Twitch, just admit you f*cking hate weebs and put an end to your charade
So, you gonna ban me for this one
I know you're petty like that
I'm an affiliate, you know
The ball is in your court, Twitch
What you gonna do
And if you do terminate my account
Good riddance