Jason and I
Ditched school
Went to the Radisson
Hotel and Conference Center
Scheduled a 3,000 person
Young Republican's conference
(Me in a sport jacket
With bleach blonde hair)
Went through the hallways
Stealing toiletries from maid carts
Went to American Martyrs
And stole song books
From the pews
And then I walked into the ocean
Fully clothed
While Jason watched
From the shore