I'm so depressed
My life is a mess
Bet you can't guess
What is wrong
With me
I used to cry
When my friends
Would die
But now I don't cry no more
'Cause all my friends
Are already dead
I'm all alone
Except for my
Cancer-ridden dog
Who I know I should
Put to sleep
But I just can't bring myself
To do it
Because then I would be
So completely alone
Though I know I could
Always get a new dog
But you see I always feel like
I'm on the edge of death
And so it wouldn't be fair
To get a new dog
And then die
Because who would feed
The new dog?
I'm so depressed
My life is a mess
Bet you can't guess
What is wrong
With me