tedy02 - Where's My Christmas Spirit? Lyrics

Oh, it's Christmas Eve, the time's run out
But here they come with a scream and a shout

Parking lot's packed tempers high
Lines snake around like they'll never die
'Ma'am, where's the Barbie? The one with flair?""Sorry, sold out""Well, that's just unfair!"

Glances sharp complaints fly
It's festive chaos under fluorescent skies

Oh, the last-minute shoppers storm the floor
Demanding miracles at the store"Why can't you find it? need it now!"
It's Christmas cheer, with a furrowed brow

The shelves are bare, the options slim
Still, they want something perfect for Tim"Out of stock? That just won't do
Guess I'll take it out on you

Phones in hand, scrolling with rage
But magic doesn't work on a retail wage

Oh, the last-minute shoppers storm the floor
Demanding miracles at the store"Why can't you find it? need it now!"
It's Christmas cheer, with a furrowed brow

Oh, it's December twenty-four
Did you think elves stocked this store?
Planning ahead was free of charge
But now your problems seem quite large

Oh, the last-minute shoppers storm the floor
Demanding miracles at the store"Why can't you find it? need it now!"
It's Christmas cheer, with a furrowed brow

So here's to the staff holding the line
Facing complaints one at a time
And to those who wait 'til the eleventh hour
Good luck finding joy in that plastic tower