tedy02 - Merry Midnight Madness Lyrics

'Tis the season to be jolly-
At least for those not stuck in folly

Midnight madness, aisle six
Another box of plastic tricks
"Fragile" written on the side?
Too late- hope they enjoy the ride

Santa's got a workshop, cute
We've got forklifts and disputes
It's not magic, it's just pain
Breaking my back for their candy canes

Deck the shelves with deals galore (fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-yawn)
Who needs sleep? Let's stock some more!
Run on coffee, fueled by spite
Making Christmas "magical" overnight

Wrappings torn and lights that blink
Oh, the warehouse smells like stink
Aisle wars with Doris and Stan
"Where's the ribbon?" Not my plan

Joy to the world, but not to me
I'm knee-deep in debris
Merry chaos, endless grind
Peace on Earth? Yeah, not this time

Deck the shelves with deals galore (fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-yawn)
Who needs sleep? Let's stock some more!
Run on coffee, fueled by spite
Making Christmas "magical" overnight

"Silent night"? More like alarms that scream
This is the real retail dream
With shoppers fighting for the last display
I'll just sweep up and walk away

Deck the shelves with deals galore (fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-yawn)
Holiday joy? Yeah, that's a con!
We build the magic, they claim the cheer
I'll be back to do it all next year!

Oh, Christmas spirit, thanks for the kicks
Nothing says joy like aisle conflicts
But hey, we're the elves you never see
Merry retail chaos- ho ho whee!