Taylor Nauta - Brian Christ Lyrics

It's said that Jesus had one brother
But behold he had another
Named Brian who walked a different path
Jesus died for your salvation
To save you from damnation
But Brian made libations like no one ever hath

While Jesus turned water into wine
And cast the demons into swine
Brian distilled spirits in the wilderness
For forty days and forty nights he got his recipe just right
He was the best dang brewer around Nazareth

Jesus's brother Brian Christ lived a different kind of life
He turned water into ice cold Bush Lite
He was the patron saint of getting wasted
Made the best beer you ever tasted
It was perfect but Brian wasn't quite

The morning after the last supper
Everybody was hung over
St. Peter had a pounding in his head
Jesus had taught a lot of things on that sacred evening
But Brian couldn't quite remember what he said

Jesus's brother Brian Christ lived a different kind of life
He turned water into ice cold Miller Lite
He was the patron saint of getting wasted
Made the best beer you ever tasted
It was perfect but Brian no not quite

From Galilee to Jerusalem
People believed his pale ale would cure what ailed them
And even Pontius Pilate who was gonna crucify him
Liked his brew so much that he let Brian live
Can you believe that

Jesus' brother Brian Christ lived a different kind of life
He turned water into ice cold Keystone Lite
He was the patron saint of getting wasted
Made the best beer you ever tasted
It was perfect but Brian no not quite

He reaps just what he soweth
And his cup it overfloweth
When it's empty more magically appears
But he ain't selfish he ain't rude
Nah he serves the muitiude
While Jesus feeds 'em loaves and fish and pours 'em beer
Verily I say to thee
Merrily did Brian see to it nobody ever died of thirst
He wasn't known for piety
And he struggled with sobriety
But he was well loved by society
Though not for his words

Jesus' brother Brian Christ lived a different kind of life
He turned water into ice cold Yueng Ling Lite
He was the patron saint of getting wasted
Made the best beer you ever tasted
He was perfect but Brian wasn't quite

What a friend we have in Brian
Brian is just like you and me
What a friend we have in Brian
Gods other son whom he was less pleased
All together now
What a friend we have in Brian
Brian is just like you and me
What a friend we have in Brian
Jesus' brother black sheep of his family
Amen