Spud Bud Video (MV)

I was a lonely girl
Crying in my bedroom alone
Where are all the men in the world?
Need someone to fill my hole
The one in my heart
Will I find the start of something new
Could it be you?
In my bathroom eating tots
Feeling more consumed by doubt with each tater tot
That I shove into my mouth
(While simultaneously crying)
Will I ever find a bud I love just like you?
(A bud I love just like you)
Oh!
My spud bud
Will you please mash all my taters with cream?
My spud bud
Every bite that I take makes me scream
If there is anyone out there, please
Be my spud buddy and make my dreams
Come true! (I'm just like you)
In a world where we're torn apart
Left for dead and that's just the start
We should be spuddies forever, we're all the same
(Except for some key differences!)
Never forget what RuPaul said
Oh shit, what was it?
I'm a bit wasted
Nevertheless-ness, Tater Tot's your crispy bitch!
My spud bud
Will you please mash all my taters with cream?
My spud bud
Every bite that I take makes me scream
My spud bud
Come on and mash all these taters with cream
My spud bud
Let's take this all the way to the extreme
My spud bud
Oh yeah
My spud bud
Mash all my taters with cream
Mmm