It was a dark and freezing night
I had nearly given up the fight
My heart was icing over
You didn't care, it wasn't right
Mm-mm
Frostbitten by the way you treated me
So cruel, you never kept me warm
Remember how you said you'd set me free?
Now I'm trapped, and your freezer's burning me
I'm just a tot with dreams of being fried
But you always kept me deep inside
How your freezer burns, I just can't lie
To the third degree, I'm begging thee
Please don't let this dream die!
How your freezer burns
Oh, will you ever learn?
Keeping me in the cold won't help you anymore
Preheat the oven to 425 and make me feel alive
My expiration date's next Tuesday
How could you just throw me away
All I ever wanted was your hot, wet mouth
Watching you demolish ice cream, I feel left out
With my freezer burns
No, you could never learn
How it feels to be a carb-loaded snack
Did you ever even have my back?
I'm done with you, just know we're through
This Tater Tot is not your crispy boo
I hope my freezer burns
Now do you think you've learned?
I can't be boughten and then completely forgotten
You rotten cunt
Freezerburn