tastybento - Community Blag Lyrics

I'm in a jam, mate, gotta keep it calm and cool
Police on my doorstep, can't act like a fool
Rivals sniffin' round, want my stash to claim
But I'm playin' double agent in this crazy game
Got my hi-vis on, actin' top notch
Helpin' old ladies while hidin' the watch
Can't make a move, too many eyes on me
Just hopin' for a signal, a moment to be free
Gotta stash the goods, avoid the heat
Keep my head high, plan my retreat
Yeah, my mind's racin', gotta think on my feet
Got officers round, tryin' not to meet
My rival's close by, sniffin' like a hound
Playin' innocent while the tension's profound
Hide the swag quick, in plain sight it stays
Talkin' to the Bobbies, while my brain just prays
Stay cool under pressure, can't let it blast
Bobbies and rivals, both closin' in fast
I've got the goods that they're both lookin' for
But I'm the community blag, gotta hold the door
Stay cool under pressure, can't let it blast
Bobbies and rivals, both closin' in fast
I've got the goods that they're both lookin' for
But I'm the community blag, gotta hold the door
So what do I do, with this loot in my hand
Gotta keep it low-key, stick to the plan
Community liaison, that's my role
But undercover, I'm keepin' control
Blendin' in smooth, play the perfect gent
With a sly grin, not leavin' a hint
My mates in the shadows, they know the drill
We move in silence, keepin' it chill
So I flash a smile, nod at the crowd
Hide the goods deep, behind the facade
Stay cool under pressure, can't let it blast
Bobbies and rivals, both closin' in fast
I've got the goods that they're both lookin' for
But I'm the community blag, gotta hold the door
This swag I've got, mate, it's more than just gold
It's got a stink so foul, you can't control
Rare perfume, rare jewels mixed together fine
Worth a fortune, but a smell so unkind
Every move I make, gotta keep it tight
One wrong step and it'll all ignite
Stay cool under pressure, can't let it blast
Bobbies and rivals, both closin' in fast
I've got the goods that they're both lookin' for
But I'm the community blag, gotta hold the door
Wait a minute, what's this I hold tight?
Not gold, not jewels, but a cheesy delight!
Gourmet gruyère, stilton, and brie
All this hustle, for a cheese soirée
Laughin' at myself, all this caution for cheese
Fancy fromage, sniffin' out with such ease
Shiftin' the goods like a spy in the night
But it's cheddar and brie, not diamonds in sight
Laughin' at myself, all this caution for cheese
Fancy fromage, sniffin' out with such ease
Shiftin' the goods like a spy in the night
But it's cheddar and brie, not diamonds in sight
Dodgin' the law, now I see the joke
High stakes for dairy, yeah my cover's bespoke
But I'm grinnin' now, playin' my own game
Not losin', just climbin' to claim my own name
Stay cool under pressure, can't let it blast
Bobbies and rivals, both closin' in fast
I've got the goods that they're both lookin' for
But I'm the community blag, gotta hold the door
From high stakes to cheddar, what a twist in the plot
Kept my cool under pressure, gave it all that I got
In the end, it's all laughs, with a tale to recall
I'm the community blag, outsmartin' them all
Yeah, you can't get nuffin' past me, I'm the cheese king of the streets